
Image via Complex Original He would rename them the Harlem Clippers.
Image via Complex Original He would get Blake Griffin to do Fiat ads.
Image via Complex Original The Gatorade jugs would be filled with Ciroc.
Image via Complex Original DJ Khaled would announce the games.
Image via Complex Original The national anthem would be replaced with "All About the Benjamins."
Image via Complex Original The team's official mascot would become the Ciroc Boy.
Image via Complex Original All players would be required to play with toothpicks in their mouths.
Image via Complex Original He would make rookie Reggie Bullock get cheesecake from Juniors.
Image via Complex Original There would be a Biggie bobblehead night.
Image via Complex Original The warm-up suits would be provided by Sean John.